Mom: I forgot it was MLK day. I did nothing with the kids to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr.
Dad: Go to school on Tuesday "blackfaced".
Papa Don't Preach
Our dad is a unique guy. My siblings and I had to share with the world the funny things he does and says. Hope you enjoy!
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Papa Mills on Underwear
Me: My boyfriend wears size 36 because his thighs are so big. He squats 510 lbs.
Dad: He doesn't need to worry about his thighs if he wears a thong.
Dad: He doesn't need to worry about his thighs if he wears a thong.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Papa Mills on Race
While Pops is stretching in the living room with a soup can:
Me: What are you doing?
Dad: It's what Jafari Jackson told me to do.
Me:Who?
Dad: He's my blazn friend.
Me: I hope you don't say that outside of the house.
Dad: Why? Isn't that a compliment?
Me: What are you doing?
Dad: It's what Jafari Jackson told me to do.
Me:Who?
Dad: He's my blazn friend.
Me: I hope you don't say that outside of the house.
Dad: Why? Isn't that a compliment?
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Papa Mills on Manners
Me: Why do you like eating while standing up?
Dad: If zombies came through the door right now who would be better off?
Dad: If zombies came through the door right now who would be better off?
Papa Mills on Clothing
I walked into the dining room and dad is reading the paper...wearing no clothing whatsoever.
Dad: Its America, kid.
Dad: Its America, kid.
Papa Mills on Travel
Dad's famous last words before a trip: Prior planning prevents poor performance.
Me: Dad, you always say that.
Dad: This time its worse.
Me: Dad, you always say that.
Dad: This time its worse.
Papa Mills on Death
Dad: When you're doing my bio [obituary] and saying how much of a genius I am, remember I started college at 16.
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