Me: Why do you like eating while standing up?
Dad: If zombies came through the door right now who would be better off?
Our dad is a unique guy. My siblings and I had to share with the world the funny things he does and says. Hope you enjoy!
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Papa Mills on Clothing
I walked into the dining room and dad is reading the paper...wearing no clothing whatsoever.
Dad: Its America, kid.
Dad: Its America, kid.
Papa Mills on Travel
Dad's famous last words before a trip: Prior planning prevents poor performance.
Me: Dad, you always say that.
Dad: This time its worse.
Me: Dad, you always say that.
Dad: This time its worse.
Papa Mills on Death
Dad: When you're doing my bio [obituary] and saying how much of a genius I am, remember I started college at 16.
Papa Mills on Drinking
Me: Dad we drink alike, always blacking out.
Dad: I never remember blacking out.
Dad: I never remember blacking out.
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