Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Papa Mills on MLK

Mom: I forgot it was MLK day.  I did nothing with the kids to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dad: Go to school on Tuesday "blackfaced".

Papa Mills on Underwear

Me: My boyfriend wears size 36 because his thighs are so big.  He squats 510 lbs.

Dad: He doesn't need to worry about his thighs if he wears a thong.